eggsammich:

itsanearhatloki:

weepcest:

there should be a word for platonic crushes

like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard

why isn’t that a thing

there is

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME

aclorable:

shut up mom people on the internet are complimenting me

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

meladoodle:

the quadratic formula

*war flashbacks*

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

anextravagantbitch:

SO BEN GOES AND BUYS ANIMAL CROSSING:WILD WORLD AT A FLEA MARKET FOR ME AS A SURPRISE
AND I TURN IT ON TO SEE HOW THE PEOPLE WHO OWNED IT BEFORE ME DID
START THE GAME
AND THERE IS LITERALLY A FIELD OF FUCKING BELLS
A FIELD
OF BELLS
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

THANKS PERSON BEFORE ME
I GUESS????????????????????????????

update: EACH OF THESE BAGS IS 69,000 BELLS?????????? 

my god david seems so panicked

christopher is like “i got this” as he does the most hardcore thing out of all of them.

psyducker:

we are destroying this planet

Tumblr finally has instant chat! You won’t believe how cool it is! Add Babblr to your dashboard here: http://babblr.me/ (you must be using Google Chrome)

ahh cuhh! 

LET’S TALK EVERYBODY! :D

vertabre:

Simon says like me back

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

eunjimunji:

dis-mantle-repair:

This is crazy

thats a lot of cocaine wow

stevejobsvevo:

sext: BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train